Relationship Update

Not to tease you:
but nothing is going on in that department.  Not even any hopes or possibilities.

And:
I just found this and thought it perfectly describes me...
...except for this snow business.

Working on reading this book called "Dateworthy."  At first I wasn't too into it.  The author wrote about 9 different dating "types."  I didn't fit into any of them because there wasn't a "non-existent dater" category.  There's a chapter about tackling or understanding the Two-Headed Beings and one about differentiating between salvageable and not.  There's a real good explanation of these things and good suggestions of things to say to re-direct the reaction center from down there to up there.  We'll see.  Just need some test subjects!